Guy walks into a casino.......

[AZDuffman]

Guy walks into a small casino looking to play roulette. He can't find it so he asks the pit boss.

"We do not have roulete sir"
"But I want to play, where can I play?"
"We don't have roulette. You can try blackjack or craps maybe?"
"No, I want to play roulete, where is the wheel?"
"Sir, if I took the letter "b" off blackjack, what would it be?"
"Uh, "lack-jack?"
"Correct. Now if I took the "c" off craps, what would it be?"
"Uh, "raps?"
"Correct. Now, If I took the "f" off roulete, what would it be?"
"There is no "f" in roulete!"
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

[KillJoy]